funny joke

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Aur
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Moral: Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bil